do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.
Sherlock is always so distracting.
You were a terrible baby, do you know that? Bawling all the time, never sleeping. And one night you just wouldn’t shut up, screaming like a dying pig. I walked over to your crib, I looked down at you. I wanted to strangle you. And you looked up at me and you stopped screaming. You smiled at me. Don’t die so far from the sea.
it a nicholas cage
i have so many questions but i just can’t
I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.
I have not received my pin pal.
I have not received my character based off my blog.
I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.
I HAVE been lied to.
I never even got that “doot doot”
How about those giveaways lol
you beautiful drunk puppy
he couldn’t make deductions and felt sympathy for another human being. it’s like getting sloshed slowed him down enough to be like an ordinary person.
how culd u
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.